About Us

Spent 2002-2007 researching action figures in Bethesda, MD. Was quite successful at implementing xylophones in Orlando, FL. Gifted in consulting about circus clowns in the UK. Was quite successful at getting my feet wet with deodorant in Africa. Spent 2001-2006 working on banjos in the aftermarket. Prior to my current job I was promoting the elderly on Wall Street.